Here they are in Mongolia International Airport, and I do feel it is time to tell you all the story of this messy night and how we ended up there.
It started off innocently in Wetherspoons, however after tipping a whole bottle of Amaretto into a pitcher & drinking it to herself, Doohan was very drunk, at which point we had to take her to the MRI. The doctor advised that we did not drink anything else for the forseeable future. However, we didn't think he was ACTUALLY SERIOUS, so after we left the MRI we went to Font Bar. Doohan got on the bus for free after pulling a scam. We eventually got to Font, where we continued to give ourselves alcohol poisoning. And the next thing you know we're in Mongolia International fucking Airport boys & girls. Now, as you can see from this picture, Doohan was asked to wear a berka, and readily accepted. HOWEVER, myself & Emily were not so keen to conform. We refused, and hey presto, we were extradited back to Longsight Police Station. Before we could say ALLLLBAGHDADY CAFE, we were being strip searched in HMP Holloway. Thankfully, Grace Galloway paid our bail, and we were able to leave Holloway and return to Manchester for a hearty helping of Chicken Meal 1 before bed.
It started off innocently in Wetherspoons, however after tipping a whole bottle of Amaretto into a pitcher & drinking it to herself, Doohan was very drunk, at which point we had to take her to the MRI. The doctor advised that we did not drink anything else for the forseeable future. However, we didn't think he was ACTUALLY SERIOUS, so after we left the MRI we went to Font Bar. Doohan got on the bus for free after pulling a scam. We eventually got to Font, where we continued to give ourselves alcohol poisoning. And the next thing you know we're in Mongolia International fucking Airport boys & girls. Now, as you can see from this picture, Doohan was asked to wear a berka, and readily accepted. HOWEVER, myself & Emily were not so keen to conform. We refused, and hey presto, we were extradited back to Longsight Police Station. Before we could say ALLLLBAGHDADY CAFE, we were being strip searched in HMP Holloway. Thankfully, Grace Galloway paid our bail, and we were able to leave Holloway and return to Manchester for a hearty helping of Chicken Meal 1 before bed.
Also today we went to see Smurfs 3D and were HIGHLY entertained, despite our age.
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