The Human Centipede (2009)

So what exactly is this?

I'd like to say its an insult to the world of horror films, but can we really even call it a horror film?

If, by film, we mean a vile little piece of gratuitous shite, then this is indeed a film. But I think we all know the truth about this "film"!

There is nothing in this crap that you can't get faster sticking pins in your eyes. 

I have seen a lot of gross things in my time ladies and gentlemen, but this surely tops it all. 'The Human Centipede' isn't really worthy of a film review, so it's just going to get a good slating instead. 

This came out in 2009. The only reason I am coming back to it now is because recently I have heard that this bollocks is being shown on national television. 

Sorry, what?

And what is worse than a "film" about a freaky German doctor who likes connecting people together arse to mouth? I'll tell you what- the fact that somebody actually sat down, thought this up and decided to share it with the world. 

This is the most pathetic excuse for entertainment I have ever come accross in my life. 

True shite from the word go. 

AVOID.