a rare update.

I love it when I forget I own a blog for 2 months, then come on for a sweeping update at 3 in the morning.
WHERE TO START?
I'm back in the UK, but you already knew that.
I'm in the world's COLDEST fucking house in sunny Manchester. Honestly about -20 in my bedroom.
I have a pet!
Meet Peanut, the 6 month old Russian Winter White dwarf hamster!

She is small. And fat. And rather noisey after hours.

What else?

Well I went to MONKEY FOREST with my crew.

My crew (freezing their bottoms off in Stoke-On-Trent) just incase you want to visualize it..

Unsurprisingly, we saw monkeys. Many, many monkeys.

What else what else?

Oh yeah, I quit my job at Wetherspoon.

Basically because I was sick of being taken for a slave.

University, of course is disgusting. I hate dissertation. I hate writing essays. I hate having to have an opinion on things I don't have an opinion about. (And for someone like me, who has many opinions, such a case is rare.) I WANT TO BE A FIRST YEAR AGAIN!

And, someone from Keio sent me some long awaited pictures of Northy :(

WANT HIM NOWWWWWW