This is what an interesting person I truly am.

Okay so I got bored and decided to share 20 random facts about myself with you beautiful people. I should be doing this on Facebook really, but cba.


1.) I have watched The Breakfast Club 143 times, and as we speak I am going for the 144th. Ooh its starting. HEYHEYHEYHEYYYYY DONT YOUUUUUU FORGET ABOUT ME.
No seriously its my favourite film of all time. If you haven't seen it, REMEDY THIS. You have not lived until you have seen this film. Emilio Estevez is beautiful and Judd Nelson is the funniest person ever PERIOD.

2.) I am a very good liar. (Should I be telling you this?) I'm not talking practical joke kinda lies, I'm rubbish at things like that, I end up laughing. BUT I am VERY good at lying when it matters. I should be on the television.

3.) I think horses are actually my life. I think about them way too much. This is something I attempt to avoid doing at night because I end up losing about 5 hours sleep thinking about horses. But seriously how frigging good are they! Most beautiful creatures ever. The best sound ever is hooves on pavement. Best smell = horse. THEY ARE FOR THE WIN.

4.) I'm a facial chameleon. This is my newly found description for my condition. LOL. Just because I'm looking at you like I'm going to kill you doesn't mean I'm not gonna look all sweet and innocent for your mommy.

5.) I was born in the wrong era. Seriously. I wish I was alive in the 40s, men in army outfits were HOT. I wish I was alive in the 50s, for some Elvis action. And the 60s because how awesome were the clothes and music? And the 70s for JOHN TRAVOLTA <3 And the 80s for the good ass music, Emilio Estevez and all those brat pack films. *Sigh*

6.) I am rather muchly opinionated and most of my opinions are hated by the world.

7.) I actually agree with everything Morrissey says, and I wonder if he is really JESUS?

8.) I don't like people. I'm a sociable person but people just ANNOY ME. I'm talking like people I don't know. LOL. A knack to avoiding contact with such people is to listen to music at all times in public and scowl if someone even looks like they're THINKING about taking to me.

9.) I DO NOT DO relationships. No. Thank. You. Everything about them would annoy me. Pukey lovey dovey stuff. Touchy feely stuff. Sharing beds OH NO I DON'T THINK SO. There is only one person who is worthy of sharing my bed........ my long term classic Louise Howard. LOL. No men are invited.

10.) I love Manchester. Especially those awesome streets with shit loads of terraced houses on from the olden days. Manchester is just GOOD. I'd much rather live in one of those houses than in some snobby mansion. Any day.

11.) I actually think I care about animals more than people. Is that bad?

12.) I'm very sarcastic. There are few people who can get a serious conversation out of me.

13.) I'm pretty good at accents. I'm employed by many to do prank phone calls and other such wind ups. Although I'm yet to perfect a geordie accent.

14.) Horror films don't scare me. Most of the Hollywood ones bore me, Japanese and Korean ones fascinate me. I don't see ghosts as scary, just interesting.

15.) I went from wanting to be a vet, to studying Theology, to studying Japanese in the space of about 2 years.

16.) I don't want a car, I want a horse. And if I have to work a shitty job for a few years to sort that, I will.

17.) Speaking of which, whatever I decide I want, I will get.

18.) I swear too much. LOL. I'm such a bad influence on everyone.

19.) I go to university but I am the most unacademic person ever. I have a short attention span, I HATE reading. Seriously- I rarely read at home, and if I do its got to be something that really interests me. I do not do maths or science or anything like that.

20.) I am truly the laziest person you will ever meet, and could sleep for about 14 hours easily.


Oh yes, so I'm going to America on Tuesday, so you can watch this space for more exciting tales.
BYE.